What's Worse Than Texting While Driving?

Two witnesses said a man driving through Greenfield needed to put on more than a seatbelt. Here is this week's roundup of weird crime, OMG PD.

If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD."

No, no need for a sketch, thanks

If the witnesses didn’t see what they thought they saw … what on earth did they see?

At least they took a shower

Can you be more specific about the “dirty people” smell, ma’am?

Citizen alert

A woman looking for a parking space found something completely unexpected.

I’m getting better

A criminal’s story starts to unravel when the dead victim is not quite dead.

The naughty list is growing

Waukesha Police are looking for someone who is getting coal in their stocking.


The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.

Nuitari (Grand Master Editor) December 17, 2012 at 10:25 PM
Soda in one hand, cell phone in the other....and two dogs crawling over you.....while it's snowing. Impossible? Be in the passenger seat next to my wife and see for yourself.
Rebel with a Cause December 19, 2012 at 02:27 AM
I was driving behind an idiot that was swerving in and out of her lane. When I was able to pass her, I noticed she was texting with her left hand, holding an ice cream cone in her right and driving with her pinky. I intentionally swerved in front of her and locked up my brakes. When I looked in my rearview, all I could see was ice cream covering the inside of her windshield. You can't teach everyone, but I do one at a time.
Lynn Roth December 19, 2012 at 02:56 PM
@Rebel If you think that's teaching her a lesson, than I'm more concerned with how your driving!! That could have caused her to ram your ass end, not to mention the ice cream on the windshield, now she can't see, other innocent people could have been injured, all because you think your teaching some one a lesson, leave it to the authorities, to do their job. If your that concerned, then call it in! What you did was no better than what your upset about, think about how that could have ended!!
Rebel with a Cause December 20, 2012 at 05:00 PM
Do you honestly believe I care Lynn Roth?
Rebel with a Cause December 20, 2012 at 06:23 PM
Doing the laundry! Now that's funny Chris!!


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